Okay, so “zombies” aren’t a real thing…right? Right! At least for now and at least as far as I know. …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-10-01-most-of-us-are-not-ready-for-the-zombie-apocalypse-according-to-new-poll-are-you-prepared.html

Apparently, we are more likely to die from an ape uprising than being attacked by vampires. But take heart: a …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-09-08-online-betting-firm-unveils-surprising-odds-of-how-the-apocalypse-will-come.html

Psychiatric drug use is on the rise in the U.S., with one out of every six Americans now taking some …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-08-27-over-a-million-children-under-the-age-of-six-are-currently-on-psychiatric-drugs-in-america.html

Your days of saying hello to people via your smartphone in the Aloha state are numbered – that is, if …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-08-05-honolulu-bans-smartphone-use-by-pedestrians-while-crossing-streets.html

Groundbreaking research by forensic psychologist Dara Mojtahedi has found that eyewitness recollection can be distorted easily by other people’s views, …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-07-17-testimony-of-eyewitnesses-found-to-be-easily-altered-by-peer-pressure-conformity-outweighs-memory.html

Let’s get down to brass tacks: the American public education system has hit rock-bottom. Exorbitant amounts of money are being …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-07-07-bottom-line-americas-public-schools-are-failing-and-here-are-the-facts-to-prove-it.html

Tens of millions of Americans were shocked by last week’s assassination attempt against Republican lawmakers who were practicing for their …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-21-recent-attack-against-republican-congressmen-make-clear-violent-left-is-new-domestic-terrorism-threat-be-aware-be-prepared.html

Taxpayers in California will soon be forced to sponsor so-called “Social Justice Activists” (SJAs) who will be tasked with patrolling …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-16-unreal-universities-now-paying-students-to-bully-classmates-guilty-of-thought-crimes.html

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary defines racism as the belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capacities and …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-07-insane-left-wing-students-dont-perceive-no-whites-day-as-racist-intolerant-or-bigoted-its-just-normal-liberalism.html

When Tiger Woods claimed that he hadn’t been drinking prior to his recent DUI arrest, many skeptics felt he was …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-06-tiger-woods-alcohol-breath-test-was-zero-prescription-drugs-really-did-make-him-drive-like-a-lunatic.html

Are there any bad memories in your life that you wish you could simply erase? Researchers might have found a …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-05-u-s-scientists-have-developed-a-memory-wipe-enzyme-that-can-erase-memories-forever.html

By now tens of millions of Americans have heard about — and were disgusted by — “comedienne” Kathy Griffin’s disgusting …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-05-kathy-griffin-deliberately-targeted-barron-trump-as-an-act-of-psychological-warfare-with-parallels-to-terrorism.html

“There’s no escaping it,” wrote psychiatrist and journalist Dr. Max Pemberton. “Instagram promotes feelings of inadequacy and anxiety, and should …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-04-doctor-its-time-to-ban-all-children-from-using-instagram.html

Evergreen State College is apparently a safe space for liberal snowflakes who don’t want to do their homework. The Olympia, …

http://www.zombie.news/2017-06-04-racist-student-mob-at-evergreen-college-just-got-granted-homework-exemptions-by-the-snowflake-administration-after-threatening-professors.html